found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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