WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Randomize
