if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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