Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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