My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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