i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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