She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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