Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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