did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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