what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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