my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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