I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
