How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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