covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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