morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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