Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
