38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I party with great urgency now.
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