So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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