Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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