haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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