sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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