so explain again why im purple
no
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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