I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
