it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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