If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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