Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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