Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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