So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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