You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
