It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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