he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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