it hurts more in the daytime
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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