Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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