Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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