i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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