So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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