i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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