he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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