I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
