windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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