its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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