I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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