I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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