butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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