Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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