it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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