and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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