If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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