We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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