So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think my moral compass just broke
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